Kenneth: Today we begin a 3 part lesson in cleaning up your room. The pros and cons of doing so and the basics of cleaning your room.

Kiabor: Eh.. Right. We will be doing a couple of case studies on rooms we have seen.

Kenneth: In this lesson we will be looking at the before and after of the room of an anonymous individual.

Kiabor: Eh.. So without further ado, let us begin...

Kenneth: This picture here is not a room. It is a pig sty. A hell-hole.

Kiabor: Eh.. It is unfit for proper residential purposes. Under the UN Guidelines, this would not fail to qualify as a squatter settlement.

Kenneth: Such living conditions are a magnet for rats, cockroaches and other vermin.

Kiabor: Eh.. It would promote the spread of epidemics and diseases.

Kenneth: This can be considered a soup of potentially deadly stink and virus.

Kiabor: Eh.. As you can see here even Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street has been attracted to the place.

Kenneth: Evidence that the place is in an unsanitary condition.

Kiabor: Eh.. So under the Health and Clealiness Act, Section 5 line 16, the room will have to be tidied up to a minimum standard otherwise the owner will be prosecuted.

Kenneth: The offender was given 2 days to comply and the results are as shown.

Kiabor: Eh.. Thankfully the offender was cooperative and there was significant improvement made.

Kenneth: Now we would voice our personal views on the above before and after study. Personally I am appalled by the state of the room. I mean I have never seen a girl's room in that kind of state before.

Kiabor: Eh.. The bed doesn't even have any space for sleeping...

Kenneth: When Oscar popped out from under the bed, I was shocked. I thought he only existed in Sesame Street. I did not expect him to be skipping his ABCs in order to live there.

Kiabor: Eh.. I was more shocked that Oscar's eyes and mouth were missing. He was just a mass of green...

Kenneth: His facial features have grown moldy due to the living conditions.

Kiabor: Eh.. I believe there is more room for improvement in this.

Kenneth: For the next lesson, we will be doing a further case study on another individual.

Kiabor: Eh.. Err. No homework?

Kenneth: Yes. Go clean your freaking room...