Kenneth: We are finally back...
Kiabor: Eh.. Yes. After so long. I thought we were abandoning this place...
Kenneth: Of course not! I was just busy. You could have gone solo for awhile.
Kiabor: Eh.. I was busy too. With the Ren Ci Saga and stuff. Even now I'm still busy. I'm a little worried my home's going to be shut down...
Kenneth: So what nonsensical hoo-ha are we busting up today?
Kiabor: Eh.. Lets see... Recently I was on the train and I noticed a very disturbing thing...
Kenneth: Which is?
Kiabor: Eh.. Before I enact the story, I have an warning for everyone: If you ever want to lean your head against the glass panels in the MRT, think twice. Due to the graphical nature of the picture, viewer discretion is advised...
Kenneth: Tell me the kid isn't kissing the glass.
Kiabor: Eh.. He isn't. He was smooching it. This photo was taken quite a few months back. I was sitting down, waiting patiently for the train to reach my stop when I noticed the disturbing sight of a kid placing his tongue on the glass pane. His grandfather was making a poor attempt to stop him from sticking his full face and tongue on the glass pane.
Kenneth: EEEW!!! He's lapping up the hair oil of who knows how many and what kind of people...
Kiabor: Eh.. Thats one thing and who knows how many people have this kid's wonderful enzymes stuck in their hair...
Kenneth: Hmm. Wonder how the taste was like...
Kiabor: Eh.. Aw! For goodness sake. The kid seems to be enjoying the taste though. He looks like he's licking ice cream.
Kenneth: Thats plain disgusting...
Kiabor: Eh.. Actually not just the glass pane, he was also smooching the windows.
Kenneth: That means if u ever want to put your fave on the glass to watch the scene pass by...
Kiabor: Eh.. Yeah. Don't ever do that. Its not safe.
Kenneth: So the moral of the story is: Don't lean your bare skin on glass panes in MRT trains.
Kiabor: Eh.. No. The moral of the story is never let a kid take the priority seating in an MRT train. It is a dangerous bio-hazard to all other MRT users.
