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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

CYR 101 (Clean Your Room 101): Lesson 3

Kenneth: Due to unforeseen global pandemics, lesson 3 has been pushed back till now.

Kiabor: Eh.. Yes and we have decided to alter the lesson plans. Instead of going through the boring procedures of how things should be done, we will look at a specific repercussion of not cleaning your room.

Kenneth: Please look at a picture we have.


Kiabor: Eh.. Look closely at what is circled in yellow. What we have here is a couple kissing at a bus-stop outside Downtown East, early in the morning around 5.30a.m.

Kenneth: The were smooching but the case here is not how they smooched but why they chose this location to smooch.

Kiabor: Eh.. Obviously the guy has not cleaned his room. Hence the couple did not have a more private, intimate location to smooch. If he had made a conscious effort to tidy up his room, he would not have ended up at such an odd place to stuff one another's mouth with saliva.

Kenneth: Now take a look at the following picture and look closely at what is circled in yellow.


Kiabor: Eh.. This picture was taken at a 24 Hours Macdonalds in Tampines early in the morning at around 3 a.m.

Kenneth: As you can see there are a whole bunch of secondary school studying. In a conservative society such as Sillypore's such an act is considered indecent (though I found it quite an entertaining spectacle).

Kiabor: Eh.. This act is sending out the wrong signals to the younger generation...

Kenneth: Once again why has the guy and girl ended up kissing away at a public place like Macdonalds? Obviously both of them have not cleaned their rooms. Otherwise like the previous couple they could have had a more private location to kiss one another.

Kiabor: Eh.. The customers would also have a more comfortable time eating their food instead of watching this couple eat one another up.

Kenneth: If either one of them had cleaned their rooms, not only would they be stuffing their heads into one another's mouth, they would perhaps be having some kinki fun.

Kiabor: Eh.. Hence take it your mom's word seriously the next time she yells at you to clean your room.

Kenneth: And thus we have reached the final lecture of CYR 101.

Kiabor: Eh.. So now we'll go back to the days of nonsensical blabbering?

Kenneth: I guess so. Without the formal speech patterns...


| Kiabor was dragged back to MOH at 9:59 PM |


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