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Saturday, July 11, 2009

In Memory of...

Kenneth: Today we commemorate the passing of something great...

Kiabor: Eh.. He will be deeply missed.

Kenneth: He died young.

Kiabor: Eh.. We loved him.

Kenneth: I believe his selfless act of self-sacrifice helped saved me...

Kiabor: Eh.. Though he looked wild and messy at times, he was still a darling...

Kenneth: Rest in peace my friend...

Kiabor: Eh.. Lets have a minute of silence...

Kenneth: ...

Kiabor: ...

Kenneth: So how do we move on from here?

Kiabor: Eh.. Would you like to give a commemorative speech?
Kenneth: Okay. You were an important part of my life. Without you, my life seems to have dulled. Everyday I wake up and look into the mirror, I feel lost and alone. Your passing has left me in a state of disbelief... Everytime the songs played through the speakers of my computer, I felt an inexplicable pain. I wanted to move to the music but it just felt different. Things won't be the same anymore. A few days ago when I saw you lying there, motionless, a part of me died... Perhaps it was just no meant to be. I guess there is no other way but to pick up the broken pieces and walk on. I will do my best to live while you're not around. Stay strong...

Kiabor: Eh.. You won't do anything stupid right?
Kenneth: Don't worry. I won't.

Kiabor: Eh.. Can I look at the last picture we had of him?

Kenneth: Here...

Kiabor: Eh.. He was such a beauty...

Kenneth: That was the longest length I've ever grown my hair...

Kiabor: Eh.. Don't feel sad... He'll come back again someday...

Kenneth: Because of one bloody reservist, I had to cut it all off... I guess he sacrificed himself so that I could escape reservist in the end...

Kiabor: Eh.. At least the new haircut ain't as bad as last year.

Kenneth: You will not be able to understand this incredible loss...

Kiabor: Eh.. He will grow back someday...

Kenneth: For some unknown reason, I feel like a monkey now.

Kiabor: Eh.. Not to mention you look like one too if you observe closely.

Kenneth: Rest in peace dear hair...


| Kiabor was dragged back to MOH at 4:05 PM |


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