Kiabor: Eh.. I've been watching for some time and I noticed that posting song lyrics are kind of the norm...

Kenneth: Yeah. Especially emo lyrics... Those lyrics about falling out of love and stuff...

Kiabor: Eh.. So I was thinking we should like follow the norm a little and post some lyrics...

Kenneth: You know what? We should sing it out instead...

Kiabor: Eh.. So this first song goes out to anyone bored enough to read this post...

Kenneth & Kiabor:

This is How I Kick Your Face!

When the sun shone on me today,
You never failed to block my way.
When I tried to brush my teeth,
You squeezed the toothpaste into the sink.

Your hand on my head,
I can't stand up.
You fart in my face,
I fall to the ground!

With flying swoop like an ace,
This is how I kick your face!
Kick your face!
Kick your face!

Even if my pants split and I lose face,
This is how I kick your face!
Kick your face!
Kick your face!

When the sun shone on me today,
You never failed to make me pay.
When I wanted to snooze some more,
You put snake powder into my underwear...

Your leg on my foot,
I can't move off.
You head butt my face,
I fall to the ground!

With flying swoop like an ace,
This is how I kick your face!
Kick your face!
Kick your face!

With Bruce Lee 'Wata!' and lightning pace,
This is how I kick your face!
Kick your face!
Kick your face!