If I were PM Part 1.
Kiabor: Eh.. If I were PM, the first thing I would do is change the Singapore flag.
Kenneth: You can't be a PM. Mad people cannot even become MP needless to say PM.
Kiabor: Eh.. You can be my puppet. I can be the one pulling the strings. We'll make a great team.
Kenneth: No we won't. I have my own plans...
Kiabor: Eh.. Shut up and listen. As I said. I want to change the flag.
Kenneth: Blabber, blabber...
Kiabor: Eh.. I think we should do without the crescent moon. I mean rising young nation? What happens 200 years down the road? Will we still be a 'rising young nation' then? Whoever thought of that didn't think long term.
Kenneth: Hey... You make sense.
Kiabor: Eh.. Of course I do. So are they going t
o draw in a full moon when we become a big country? Or are we going to forever be a 'rising young nation'?
Kenneth: So you think we should dump the moon. What about the stars? Those look alright.
Kiabor: Eh.. Sad to say, though it has symbolic meaning, I would scrape it...
Kenneth: And replace it with?
Kiabor: Eh.. I'll show you the final product instead.
Kenneth: What the...
Kiabor: Don't you think its perfect? Simplicity is bliss. We need a nation where everyone works hand in hand!
Kenneth: You are...
Kiabor: A GENIUS!
Kenneth: No. Mad... Who does the red man represent?
Kiabor: Eh.. Ang Moh. Get it? ANG Moh? WAHAHAHAHA!
Kenneth: I'm speechless...
Kiabor: Eh.. Its great isn't it? I think I'll make a fine leader...
Kenneth: Seriously. I wouldn't want to be your puppet. You'll humiliate me. Heck I won't allow you into power. This flag is like what a kid would doodle and draw during playtime in a kindergarten school. You did this in 1 minute?
Kiabor: Eh.. That's being ignorant. Flags should be easy to draw so kids don't smear your country's good name when the submit their art and craft on National Day each year! Do you have any idea how hard it was to draw those stars and that crescent moon to perfection each year? I'd erase the drawing block till there was a damn hole on the paper!
Kenneth: What? All that just because you had difficulty drawing a flag when you were young? That's it. I'm ending my part in this meaningless post...
Kiabor: Eh.. You're going to back me right bud? I'll give you a salary increment... Attach Elite to your name? Hey...
